Once Upon A Time
I have this Weird Book. The Book Of Leviathan by Peter Blegvad. It tells the tribulations and distractions of being a Fully Conscious (albeit somewhat inexperienced) Baby (hence the Inexperience). Leviathan (Our Hero) is assisted at all times by his Faithful Cat, Cat. A bit like Hobbes, but without the Tiggerishness.
Check Out The Archive at Peter's site.
Go Buy it and be Young. And if you hanker for more : Tell your Favourite Newspaper/Publisher/Blogger